i thought she was supposed to be dumb
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Sentence Starters
“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!
ANGST
- “I can’t do anything right.”
- “Please don’t cry.”
- “Why are you awake right now?”
- “Why are you lying to me?”
- “Wake up! Please wake up.”
- “Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”
- “Don’t you ever do that again!”
- “Is that blood?” “…..No?”
- “Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”
- “Do you even still love me?”
- “Nobody’s seen you in days.”
- “Why are you awake?”
- “I’m worried about you.”
- “Can you shut up for once in your life?”
- “Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”
- “Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”
- “If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”
- “Leave! Me! Alone!”
FLUFF
- “Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”
- “Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”
- “Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”
- “Have you always been this beautiful?”
- “OH you’re jealous!”
- “Can we stay like this forever?”
- “Please just kiss me already.”
- “I think you might be my soulmate.”
- “Sleep over? Please?”
- “Are we on a date right now?”
- “I think I’m in love with you.”
- “He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”
- “Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
- “Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
- “I missed you so much.”
- “Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”
- “I’m here for you.”
- “I wish we could live together already.”
MISC
- “All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”
- “Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”
- “I think I just ripped my pants.”
- “Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”
- “Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”
- “Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”
- “If I die, I’m haunting you first.”
- “But I’ve never told you that before.”
- “Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”
- “So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”
- “Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?
- “Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”
- “You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”
- “Aren’t we supposed to be working?”
- “Give me attention.”
- “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”
- “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”
- “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”
“But please if you don’t mind for the sake of your poor old dad keep the door open three inches.”
Me:
Pour one out for Alexei
Me after the first trailer: wow, this season is gonna be so:)) cute:))
Me after the second trailer: wow, they’re all gonna fucking:)) die:))